And if you’re sensing a pattern here that might be because, just this year, states introduced more than 250 bills restricting abortion access. “It’s complete f*cking nonsense… but you never know. “I don’t know if the bill written by that not-smart-enough man will pass,” Oliver said. He said, “I don’t know,” and that he would leave it to the experts to figure out. He played a clip of a news report in which the bill’s author was asked if that was the case. He also noted that some opponents of the Ohio bill are concerned it would also prevent insurance companies from covering some forms of birth control and contraception. “Everyone know that simply can’t be done, and frankly I feel terrible for any network stupid enough to try!” “Why stop there? Why not pass a bill saying all women seeking an abortion in Ohio must first tie up all the remaining plot threads on Game of Thrones in one single episode of television?,” Oliver quipped about his fellow HBO series. Oliver noted other states including Alabama and Ohio are considering similar legislation, with the latter state’s proposed restrictions, per another news report shown by Oliver, include keeping insurance companies from providing insurance for anything related to abortions, making abortions more difficult to afford. Oliver: “That’s a direct quote from Baby Fetus in 1973.” This is the hill I would die on, were I not too fictional to die.” Baby Fetus.” Oliver, continuing quoting the book (apparently the author is a fan of The Office): “Also on an unrelated note, it may be the sex that Jim and Pam have is fine but I bet the sex that Pam and Roy used to have was better. In fact, at six weeks a fetus isn’t even a fetus it’s an embryo the size of a pomegranate seed.” He then quoted from it: “A fetus is not a baby. “I actually think my feelings on this might best be summed up by Baby Fetus’ seminal 1973 autobiography All the Things I Didn’t Say Because I’m Not Real,” he continued, holding up said faux book. So, she has no source material from which to quote. Second she’s is somehow quoting this made-up baby Fetus, despite the fact that babies can’t speak or write. First, she explicitly says she’s speaking not on behalf of fetus but on behalf of a baby whose name is Fetus. Said Oliver: “OK, so let’s walk through this. Some may squirm in their seats, or turn their backs, but I will speak today.’” “To quote Baby Fetus, ‘I deserve to have the right too.

“Who speaks for the baby named Fetus? Well today I’m going to,” she said. Darlene Taylor delivering a speech on the statehouse floor.

Oliver also played a clip of Georgia state Rep. I guess that’s to separate the incest that they’re talking about from your run of the mill cousin-f*cking or, as its more commonly known, a Giuliani marriage.” And second, it’s pretty egregious to only make an exception for rape or incest where a police report was filed. “‘Tax breaks begin at conception’ may be the most Republican law ever created. “A couple thing there,” Oliver said on the other side. He showed footage of a news segment reporting that the bill gives the fetus “natural person status,” which entitles the fetus to child support, to be claimed as a dependent on tax returns, and included in the state’s population. “And it didn’t stop there,” said Oliver in the show first minutes. Abrams & Jordan Peele Will Shoot HBO Drama 'Lovecraft Country' In Georgia But Donate Profits To Fight 'Heartbeat' Law

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